1. elysedc:

    The ultimate dad joke compilation

  2. laugh-dance-ellen:

    "I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

  3. You are gonna have people who are going to see the depth from which you approached a song. The fact that you put real emotions into it, and that that’s valuable, and that’s good, and that’s real. And then you’re gonna have people who are gonna say "Oh, you know, like, she just writes songs about her ex-boyfriends…." 

  4. castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

sha-ka-brah:

the-11-doctor:

thisfuturemd:

brigwife:



Romanticized vs. Realistic

as a member of Scotland I can confirm

Canada Romanticized:

Canada Realistic:


OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE GIF

    castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

    sha-ka-brah:

    the-11-doctor:

    thisfuturemd:

    brigwife:

    image

    Romanticized vs. Realistic

    as a member of Scotland I can confirm

    Canada Romanticized:

    Canada Realistic:

    OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE GIF

  5. rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

    rockluke:

    stilesinatrenchcoat:

    phoenixx23:

    spookyflys:

    thanl:

    psyducked:

    romancingthelookyloos:

    romancingthelookyloos:

    I think we should talk about puberty…

    image

    yo imma let you finish but

    I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

    yes okay but

    girls can do it too

    Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

    BEFORE PUBERTY:

    image

    After puberty:

    image

    …. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

    Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

    image

    Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

    fuckin

    photo IMG_0998_zps8237a196.jpg

    PLOT

    photo 168953_175287445844057_6570840_n-1_zps737126b9.jpgTWIST

    photo 537080_221894307976482_994889695_n_zps3943ffdd.jpg

    Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

    this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

  6. 2014 so far

    the-coolest-cat-in-town:

    phampants:

    thesmashbro:

    fabuloushetahungary:

    punished-gagsy:

    anguisant:

    the-internet-addict:

    smallvagina:

    kawaiiibatman:

    smallvagina:

    January: Selfie Olympics

    February: Flappy Bird

    lets see how the rest of the year goes

    March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

    image

    April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

    May:

    image

    June:

    image

    July:

    image

    August:
    image

    September

    image

    October

    image

  7. mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

    mrmeriwether:

    yeahbanero-bells:

    wolvensnothere:

    Whoa.

    I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

    CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

  8. memewhore:

sassy-chaos:

booksgamesmovies:

For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.

Omg

*Pit-A-Pat-A-Pit-A-Pat-A-Pit-A-Pat-A-PLOP!*

    memewhore:

    sassy-chaos:

    booksgamesmovies:

    For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.

    Omg

    *Pit-A-Pat-A-Pit-A-Pat-A-Pit-A-Pat-A-PLOP!*

  9. poemsingreenink:

    askclint:

    roman-rory-fallen-angel:

    mishakaleins:

    When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

    I need this in my life

    That sounds fucking terrifying.

    The lullaby should be in Russian.

  10. ageofdestruction:

    where: Atmosphere over the Americas, photographed by GOES-13, 5th October 2014.

    Mid-Level Water Vapor”, imaged in 6.5 µm mid-wavelength infrared light. 15 images, 1 every half hour, 0215-1615 UTC (10:15pm on the 4th to 12:15pm on the 5th EDT).

    For scale, the second gif adds the location of some notable cities within the frame.

    GOES-13 is a geostationary weather satellite operated by the U.S. National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration.

    Image credit: NOAA/NASA. Animation: AgeOfDestruction.

  11. popping-smoke:

fnhfal:

Jesse Owens Wins Gold In Nazi Germany 

What’s more is that Hitler carefully orchestrated these Olympics to showcase his Aryan athletes, which he thought would prove to the world that Aryans are the world’s superior race.
Then Jesse Owens, the grandson of a slave, shattered track and field records that had been unbroken for almost half a century. He won four gold medals - more than any American had won in Olympic history. He beat every single one of Hitler’s athletes, and all while wearing shoes that were made in Nazi Germany.
He destroyed the Aryan competitors in such totality, that when he passed, Hitler rose to his feet and saluted Jesse before exchanging friendly waves with him.

    popping-smoke:

    fnhfal:

    Jesse Owens Wins Gold In Nazi Germany 

    What’s more is that Hitler carefully orchestrated these Olympics to showcase his Aryan athletes, which he thought would prove to the world that Aryans are the world’s superior race.

    Then Jesse Owens, the grandson of a slave, shattered track and field records that had been unbroken for almost half a century. He won four gold medals - more than any American had won in Olympic history. He beat every single one of Hitler’s athletes, and all while wearing shoes that were made in Nazi Germany.

    He destroyed the Aryan competitors in such totality, that when he passed, Hitler rose to his feet and saluted Jesse before exchanging friendly waves with him.

  12. "I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
    THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via albinwonderland)
  13. kenyatta:

    sandandglass:

    A Republican political ad targeted at women.

    I snorted.

  14. how can you call yourself a feminist but then drool over a boy?

    tom-sits-like-a-whore:

    babe i can fight the patriarchy and ride a dick those things are not mutually exclusive

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